Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Selena Gomez, RIP

Los Angeles, CA (AP) The young, Latin actress and quickly rising songbird -- a beauty queen marked by her age and endless talent -- is believed to be dead tonight, a lesson to many that texting and driving is as dangerous as it appears.

Not only did most agree that she was essentially a prettier, more capable version of Miley Cyrus, but her rise to fame was accomplished properly (through a small, supporting role on Barney & Friends) through hard work, as opposed to riding the coattails of a talentless one-hit-wonder father.

The red Mercedes-Benz C230 was found off of Sunset Boulevard late Tuesday night and into the early morning of Wednesday, hardly recognizable after hitting a light post, save for a few pieces of the rear end license plate reading simply "WZARDD".

Emergency crews were on the scene as early as 2 a.m., Pacific Daylight Time.