Friday, September 18, 2009

Give me something, please

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Since nobody looks at this thing, I guess it's okay to sell out in the hopes of getting more free stuff, even though the very post which prompted me to start a blog in the first place went nowhere. And that was supposed to be guaranteed.

Because of this, I doubt that I'll get any points from posting that link up there, and I'm even more positive that -- even if I were to somehow be given the points -- still nothing would come of it, given that I never, ever, ever win anything. I wish I was just being an overdramatic, hyperbolic ass but I'm afraid there's not the slightest twinge of exaggeration in that statement. The last thing I won was a guinea pig from my kindergarten class. But even that was rigged (they knew I really wanted it so they obviously let me win). I'm now a 5th year senior in college, pathetic in a loveable, Charlie Brown kind of way (please don't correct me), in a condition that nobody wants to reward with free things.

So here I am, once again, selling out and pining for points I won't get to try and win something I won't even be considered for. And this is the sad state my life is in.

Unless...

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Selena Gomez, RIP

Los Angeles, CA (AP) The young, Latin actress and quickly rising songbird -- a beauty queen marked by her age and endless talent -- is believed to be dead tonight, a lesson to many that texting and driving is as dangerous as it appears.

Not only did most agree that she was essentially a prettier, more capable version of Miley Cyrus, but her rise to fame was accomplished properly (through a small, supporting role on Barney & Friends) through hard work, as opposed to riding the coattails of a talentless one-hit-wonder father.

The red Mercedes-Benz C230 was found off of Sunset Boulevard late Tuesday night and into the early morning of Wednesday, hardly recognizable after hitting a light post, save for a few pieces of the rear end license plate reading simply "WZARDD".

Emergency crews were on the scene as early as 2 a.m., Pacific Daylight Time.